Wednesday, 10 April 2013

Bedtime Tales for Teddy Bears - Beauty & the Beast


Beast & Beautiful Bear lived in a fine castle. I rather like your fuzzy face & big teeth said Bear to Beast so they lived happily ever after

Tuesday, 9 April 2013

Bedtime Tales for Teddy Bears - Dick Whittington


Boris Bear heard the streets of London were paved with gold so he went there & became the mayor. Even though he wasn't a very nice bear.

Thursday, 4 April 2013

Bedtime Tales For Teddy Bears - Rapunzel


A lovely bear lived in a high tower. "Let down your hair" yelled a prince. "Bears don't have hair, silly" she said & returned happily to bed


Bedtime Tales For Teddy Bears - Little Red Riding Hood


Little Red Ridingbear skipped through the woods. Got hungry & ate all the food for Grandma. Luckily Granny had a tasty wolf to eat. Yum yum.

Bedtime Tales For Teddy Bears - The Frog Prince


A bear princess was snoozing when a frog said kiss me & I'll turn into a prince. Rather have a talking frog she said & went back to sleep.

Bedtime Tales For Teddy Bears - Sleeping Beauty


Once upon a time a beautiful bear princess fell asleep for 100 years. An annoying prince woke her up from her snooze so she ate him.

Bedtime Tales For Teddy Bears - The Three Bears & Goldilocks


Once upon a time the 3 bears decided not to go out for a walk so when Goldilocks broke into their cottage they ate her instead of porridge.


The return of the bear

Hello little blog.

Yes, Uncle Bear has been away from you for a very long time. *hangs head in shame*

Will I even be able to post to you? It did take a crack team of code breakers to even work out how to sign in again.

But I have tales for you. Special stories for wee cubs with short twitter length attentions spans. Tweeting them first but then telling them to you, my dear old blog. Hope you enjoy Uncle Bear's Bedtime Tales For Teddy Bears :o)



Thursday, 4 November 2010

Dawn of the Ted

"I'm a zombie now" she said.

I sat very still & tried to think "what would Simon Pegg & Nick Frost do?" I had been doing some very important staring & wondering & was caught unprepared.

Sure enough she had been very pasty faced recently & often stumbled about moaning & groaning. I hadn't noticed. I was a very bad but very busy bear.

She only calls me Teddy when she's angry or gloomy.

"Teddy, I can't sleep. Do you have a hug for your old madame?"

She wanted me close so she could munch me like a toffee doughnut. A sad end to the life of an amazing bear.

"I'm too wonderful to die in the paws of the evil walking dead". Oops. Did I say that out loud?

"Quite" she said "but what about my insomnia?" & she prodded me with her sleep diary.

She has insomnia. I have cloth ears.
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Thursday, 21 October 2010

Testing. Testing. 1. 2. 3.

Hello little blog. I am a bad & naughty blog bear. I have been lured away by the shiny that is Twitter.

We got one of those smartypants phones & discovered we could tweet from exciting & exotic locations like under the quilt or Fife. Got to go to pawpawties & take part in world tours & spend evenings at nipclub.

Poor little blog - you just couldn't keep up. But we've found this app thing. Not sure if it will work. Let's see :o)


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